You know it's a Monday when...
In the morning, your normally tame hair looks like a small animal crawled into it, made a nesting place, and then had a panic attack.
You drink a cup of tea to suppress your painfully irritating cough and then you choke on it.
You find it necessary hide away in the corner of the dining hall so you can study with an unlimited supply of coffee and fried chicken.
You congratulate yourself for showering.
Your computer dies in the middle of your paper.
You get the back of your skirt stuck in your underwear after you use the campus bathroom.
You need to chew gum to stay away in class.
Happy Monday all! At least it's not snowing!!!
