You just can't take your friends anywhere.
My lovelies planned a surprise visit to the local brewery for my birthday last Saturday.
The first part of the reason this is funny is because....well...I don't know how to say this....my body had already had enough of the liquid they were offering me the night before. Surprise bathroom visit.
However, mouths loosen up when beer is added to the equation. Not my mouths.
Mi amiga was chatting up the bartender, talking about good ol' times and beverage preferences. Amiga starts a conversation with the following words:
"So I like beer now, but freshman year my drink of choice wa....."
"I mean....."
"After I TURNED 21, my drink of choice was..."
*awkward drunk giggles and silence*
Social lubricant.
That's all.
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