Commercials. I think they're running out of ideas. I think they're getting ideas from the bottom of the barrel. From the bottom of the barrel on the bottom of the pile.
I sat down with my friend to watch Criminal Minds with my "roomie" last night (quality television AND hot guys). I don't even remember what the first commercial was about because I was too distracted by the awkward, gangly blond stroking the television screen with her pointer finger.
Weird as.
The commercial right after that was definitely trying to get me to buy Ragu spaghetti sauce by telling me my hamster wanted gray hair instead of white. And honestly, all I could think of was Gandalf the Gray and how that dang hamster should be grateful for his hair color because he didn't have to fight a balrog single-handed to get it.
Oh, it gets better. I then watched an entire mini-documentary on the size of humans ears. I don't know if ya'll were aware, but they're not actually round? Therefore, don't use those worthless round headphones, they won't work because your ears are not round, OH AND BUY AN IPHONE5!!!!!! Don't buy it because it's the thinnest, lightest, fastest phone ever, buy it because your ears have been severely misunderstood your whole life.
That's all, thanks. Remember, laugh a little!
<3 Manders
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