When the dead rise.

September 24, 2012

I already know the funniest part of my day! You know that feeling you get when you realize you've overslept and the world might as well just end? Yeah I had that.

Somehow the two alarms I set just weren't enough to get me out of bed. I'm sure it had NOTHING to do with the fact that I went to bed at 4 am. #ilovecollegggeee

So anyways, my work shift started at 8 this morning and I snapped myself awake at roughly 7:54. I sat up in bed so fast it was like fricken Lazarus coming to life. A good six minutes to get ready, right? I can probably even squeeze a tooth-brushing session in there. WRONG. Ladies and gentlemen, I live off campus, so give me a good three minutes to get there on my bike and subtract that from my getting ready time.

Moral of the story, don't get too close to me today. I am a morning-breathed, yesterday's clothes, showerless, coffee-less, (braless) kind of person today and I did not eat breakfast. Send Tony the Tiger on over, I need some Wheaties.

<3 Laugh a little
Manders